NEW FROM SOLUNA PRESS

Your new bedtime ritual starts tonight

Put the phone down happier. The Thorn King's Bargain is a cozy enemies-to-lovers fae romance you can finish in one evening — a complete story, a guaranteed happy ending, and the best kind of sleep after.

The Thorn King's Bargain — fantasy romance ebook cover, gold thorn crown on deep emerald

Sound familiar?

It's 11:47pm. You told yourself you'd sleep an hour ago. Instead you've been scrolling — not because it feels good, but because your brain wants a story and keeps settling for crumbs.

You'd read a book, but a 500-page epic feels like homework tonight. You don't want a commitment. You want one perfect evening: a stubborn apothecary, a fae king with a crown of living thorns, tea by a green fire — and an ending that leaves you warm instead of wired.

That's exactly what this is. Start it tonight. Finish it tonight. Sleep like the debt is paid.

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  • ⚡ Yours in 2 minutes

    Checkout, check your email, start reading. EPUB for Kindle, Kobo and Apple Books, plus a beautifully typeset PDF for any screen.

  • 🌙 Built for bedtime

    A complete story in one cozy evening (about 30 minutes). Closed-door, low-stress, zero cliffhangers — the anti-doomscroll.

  • 💛 Happy ending, guaranteed

    Enemies-to-lovers. Fae bargain. Slow burn. A finale that pays off every promise — and a 30-day refund if it's not for you.

“Here is my bargain, and I advise you to listen like your sister's life depends on it — because it does.”

— The Thorn King, night one of ninety

Questions, answered

What exactly do I get?

Two files, delivered to your email instantly after checkout: an EPUB (works on Kindle, Kobo, Apple Books and any reader app) and a typeset PDF you can read on any phone, tablet or computer.

How long is it?

A complete short tale — about a 30-minute read. One evening, whole story, real ending. No cliffhanger, no sequel required.

Is it spicy?

It's a closed-door romance — all the tension, banter and slow burn, nothing explicit. Cozy enough for bedtime, romantic enough to keep you turning pages.

What if I don't love it?

Email us within 30 days and we'll refund you — no hoops. We'd rather you try it risk-free.